Friday, October 24, 2008

Welcome to Club Trillion's Blog

Nobody can know for certain why you chose to come check out the Club Trillion blog, but the fact is that you came across it and you have read this first sentence of the first blog, so you might as well just keep reading.

Club Trillion is an exclusive club founded in 2007 by three very handsome and very financially well-off Ohio State basketball players--Kyle Madsen (#15), Danny Peters (#13), and myself. We named ourselves "Club Trillion" because as athletically limited white folk, we found ourselves riding the bench for the Buckeyes. When the time came for us to get in, there would usually only be 1 minute remaining in the game and after sitting down for 39 minutes, we really had no interest in trying to be all that productive. So we devised the plan of trying to get the "trillion" which occurs when we play 1 minute and do absolutely nothing that would appear in the box score, thus making our stat line say 1 minute played followed by a bunch of zeroes. I know what you are saying to yourself right now. You are saying, "That is side-splittingly hilarious. These guys are probably just a comical party waiting to happen." You are absolutely right.

The purpose of our blog is to give you, the reader, a perspective on college basketball that you would never otherwise know about. Club Trillion is all about having a good time and frequently partakes in what many would classify as shenanigans. While we do enjoy finding new ways to constantly entertain ourselves, the fact remains that we are committed to winning and will probably go down as three of the winningest Ohio State basketball players of all-time. I can't say for certain how often we will post our blogs, but I would check back at least every ten minutes cause you don't want to be that guy who is left out of the water cooler conversation. So go spread the word that Club Trillion is in town and if you don't read our blog, we will take your milk money and tell every girl in school about that one secret that you thought nobody knew about.

Your Friend and My Favorite,

Mark Titus (#34)
Club Trillion Co-Founder