Thursday, September 6, 2012

Book Signing Schedule

Just because there isn't a better alternative, I'm going to update any book signings I schedule using this post. As soon as I confirm a new signing, I'll update this post (and put stuff on Twitter and Facebook too), so check back here regularly if you don't want to miss out on signings. As of right now (look at the date on this post to see what "right now" means), here are the signings I have lined up: 

Thursday, October 11 @ 7:30 pm - Indiana University 
I'll be guest speaking on the campus of Indiana University on the topics of my profession (whatever the hell that may be), sports media, how to make it in America, and what it's like to have an 11-inch penis. I hope you'll join me. 

PS - When I figure out more details, I'll update it here. Still in talks with my contact at IU about where this will take place but we've nailed down the date and time at least. 

Saturday, October 20 from 10:00 am to 4:00 pm - Books by the Banks 
Duke Energy Convention Center 
525 Elm Street 
Cincinnati, OH 

Saturday, November 3 from 9:30 am to 4:00 pm - Buckeye Book Fair 
Ohio Agricultural Research and Development Center - Fisher Auditorium 
1680 Madison Avenue 
Wooster, OH 44691 

When the paperback comes out in the next few months (I have no idea when they're planning on releasing it - this is just a guess), I'll try to hit up a bunch of different colleges and cities across the Midwest, as well as a few cities that I just kinda feel like visiting. Stay tuned.  

Proud To Be An American But Even Prouder To Be A Buckeye, 

Mark Titus 
Club Trillion Founder

Saturday, March 10, 2012

“Don’t Put Me In, Coach” Is Now Available

I’m sure most of you reading this are aware, but my book “Don’t Put Me In, Coach” was released on Tuesday.

book cover

Remember: Don’t judge a book by its cover, unless you think the cover is awesome.

This, of course, is my way of saying that if you haven’t already bought it, you’re dead to me and I hope you can sleep at night knowing that because of your selfishness I won’t be able to afford the shark jet-ski/submarine thing that I should’ve had years ago. If you haven’t bought it yet, the good news is that you can absolve your sin by going here, picking your favorite bookseller, and telling them that you want to help make my dream come true. If you’re on the fence about pulling the trigger and spending the equivalent of a movie ticket and a large popcorn on a book that will thoroughly entertain you during at least 5 poops and you’ll have for the rest of your life, I encourage you to go here and read an excerpt from the book to help make your decision. Also, keep in mind that 100% of the proceeds from the book sales will go to children in need, and by that I mean that 100% of the proceeds will go to my inner child in need of that badass shark watercraft. So yeah, don’t be a dick – buy the book.

One last thing: Many of you have asked me whether or not I’ll be doing book signings around the country. The answer to that is yes, but as of right now I don’t really have anything set in stone other than a signing on March 17th at 3 pm at the Barnes & Noble on Ohio State’s campus. Once I figure out when and where I’ll be holding other signings, I’ll relay the information via Twitter and Facebook, as well as continue to update a schedule on this blog, so keep on the lookout if getting your book signed by me and/or getting a picture with me giving you the hoverhand is something you’re interested in.

Proud To Be An American But Even Prouder To Be A Buckeye,

Mark Titus

Club Trillion Founder